STOP SLEEPING WITH WOMEN WHO'S FIRST NAMES END WITH -EY and -IE.

I'm cruisin' for a bruisin' and I'm totally bound to scream out the wrong name sooner or later. *makes a huffy face*

I seem to have this awesome ability to excrete terrible vibes when I want. A lot of people get bug eyed when such a thing happens. For instance; In my daily morning meeting at 0945 I tend to normally be in a good mood unless I'm not highly caffeinated or extremely hung over. And while I take responsibilities for actions from myself...I cannot tolerate such things when I'm being yelled at for the due to inconsistency of others. It seriously drives me crazy. And this morning, as I'm being chewed out for something I didnt do I immediately let go of these vibes I spoke of earlier. And you can see the faces in the room just change. Before everyone is smiling and doing there thing and then the next thing you know everyone's looking down or looking bug eyed. It's really neat actually. I made my boss so uncomfortable that she decided to buy me lunch. Negative energy for the win.

And girls...Girls are so silly some times. The ones I seem to date think I'm going to be so devastated when we break up. I'm not sure why. I would imagine it's because I'm so affectionate and I put girls way up high on their pedestal...And I have a tendency to lure and lead girls on a while goose chase. Fact is, girls (and guys for the matter) are a dime a donzen. And I dont have time to cry over spilled milk. I dont want to send the wrong message though, Ashley is still moving to Dallas for me. :) Now that...Is a girl I could get a long with on a daily basis.

That last entry was kinda mean.

Ok, I'm making a mental note of what I need for this new apartment that I'm gonna be moving into.

New computer desk to go with my new bed frame.
Vaccum.
Microwave.
New bed sheets...

And I think thats it.

Fucking Ben gave me teh AID's or something. He was bitching last week about a sore throat and of course I got it. But its not just a damn sore throat its strep. I missed Thursday of work and I would of missed Friday too but we had another scheduler on vacation so they made me come in. I did absolutely nothing this weekend. I got off the couch like 3 times on Saturday. Friday Jessica came over late and watched Sean of the Dead with me and brought me ice cream! Fuck yeah. I kept her up too late so she ended up staying here. She also loaded me up with meds. I've got one Loritab left. I might take it tonight because I dropped my fucking computer desk on my chair while I was rearrange my shit for my new temp roommate who is going to take out this god for saken lease. I ruined some pictures that I ordered because I had a bowl full of ice water on the coffee table and I fell asleep with the wrag hanging out half of the bowl...It seeped under the coffee table glass and ruied a few pictures. Meh. So after drying those out I went to my car to get some cigarettes and some jackass put their trash in the bed of my truck. WTF? I threw it in the middle of the street. I hope my apartment complex keeps their word and sifts through that shit for some receipts to find out who it is. So for feeling about 60% better I sure did have a crappy day. Still runnin' a fever and my throat is still jacked up. Meh.

In good news; Ashley is going to be moving up here to Dallas. Looks like I found someone worth checking in to. Most of the girls I've been dating are effing crazy. I'm not exactly looking to date anyone for that matter...I'm just out to have fun. Which I believe attracts girls to me because when I'm single I'm a lot of fun. I tend to slow down when I have a girlfriend. However if I could just get one chance with Ashley then I'm set. She's so chill. Ashley says I have it in the bag, but I always tend to screw something up with someone I really like, haha.

Another ironic thing is that my ex complained a lot that I was hanging out with my friends more than her but its been 5 weeks since I've seen anyone but Ben. I pretty much ran the majority of my friends off. I forgot about the nice quality we Aquarius's have...And thats being able to work VERY well by ourselves. It's nice relying on no one but myself. What a change. The only pressure I have is the shit I load up on myself.

Florida in 2 weeks and I'm so excited I about shit myself ever time I think about it.

Shiiiit. Where do I begin?

I've been going crazy since I've been single. And it has nothing to do with my ex-girlfriend either. I cant believe how much I push myself to the limits when I'm on my own. I've got no one to hold me back or smack me on the nose and say "No!". Which is what I need to be quite honest. I've been on many dates in just the past couple of months and I cant quite figure out why I get some many dates. For example, this past Friday I went on a blind date and got COMPLETELY trashed. I mean derrrrrnk! blind drunk. And we're all sitting down having a good time talking. It was me, Ben, David, Rob, Rachel, and Jessica (who was my blind date). Jessica totally bought us a round of lemon drops at the end of this night. And this is after I had god knows how many drinks. Well, she miscounted and they brought out an extra shot...Guess who took it? Oh yeah, it was me. And I puked all over myself at the bar. However! Despite all that embarrassment...Jessica still invited me out Saturday, haha. And we had a fun time.

[Random Craig0rz Fact 01: There has only been 2 people who have had my heart in the palm of their hands. Ashlee and Ashley S.]]

One thing I've noticed about women in my past experiences is that the majority of them are all the same. They say the same thing, do the same thing and for the most part like the same thing. I get SICK of hearing the same shit over and over again while on dates or while having sex. I dont need a boost. Cool, you like my ass, I kiss good, I fuck good, I know all your spots, I'm affectionate at all the right times, I snuggle good...Stop it. Not all women are exactly the same. I understand this. But for the most part they all sure as fuck act the same way. And why the hell would any one want to date me is waaaay beyond me. I'm not perfect either. Nor have I ever said I was. I'm 23 and I'm bitter. I'm a cheat, a liar. I'm over-affectionate. I treat girls like shit. I treat friends like shit. I'm lazy. I dont apply myself to anything or anyone. I'd prefer to be alone. I'm stubborn. I drink too much. I intentionally hurt myself emotionally. Despite all this shit that I think about myself...I'm fucking happy about. And there is no sarcasm in that last sentence. I like being these things. My heart has been broken since I was 20 and I just dont give a flying fuck about you or anyone. It's my turn to watch out for myself. And so far I've been doing a damn good job. Life is good and there is no joking in that!

I got promoted, a raise and $480 outstanding performance bonus last Friday. I found someone to sublease my apartment out to which means I get to find and live in an area that I choose. And with this raise I can afford a nice apartment by myself! No roomies...Since I seem to keep getting fucked in leases. I'll probably be moving to North Dallas or Plano area. Plans to live in Austin are still in my future.

I got completely smashed last night with Chaz our Phoenix, AZ team leader. BDS flew him out to present him with an award. He's a little older than me and he's all tattooed up...Needless to say we got a long great. Tonight I'm going drinking with Whitney (again) because we had a blast on Monday. Then SATURDAY I'm going drinking with Amanda. Fuck man. I'm kind of an alkie when I'm single. However, like I've said in my other post, my karma is kicking in hardcore and everything is falling into place since I've been single. Raise, bonus, someone to take my lease, fun, exciment, I'm going places every weekend, having fun with friends, reconnecting with old friends, no enemies, and I'm losing weight because my stress level is way down. My body is getting more tone and thats always a plus. Now if I could just stop smoking and start running I'll be the happiest person alive right now.

Hello. I swear I wont be too long. I promise I'll be real strong. I just want to ask you...Why are you still here? I've been dirtier than you wanna know. I left earlier than you'll ever know. Why dont you want to ever listen to me? Why did you spread your arms and tell me I'm free? There's something about your name...

Dude, you have no idea how much I really hate Opera. Absolutely despise it. I dont understand it, it's too slow for me, yada-yada-yada. HOWEVER! It sure as FUCK gives me the chills when I listen to it.

I got promoted at work Friday! Whoo-hoo! $480 bonus with a dollar raise and back pay from Feb. I'll be able to eat and drink this month! *sings* I gets' to buy groceries! I gets' to buy groceries! I celebrated with Ashley in San Angelo this weekend. She bought champagne and broke my back. Seriously, I'm sexed out and broken. Not sure if I was suppose to say that, but whatever. My back really hurts, haha. I'm gonna steal one of Carrey's felxoral at work today. Aw, shiat. I cant take it...I'm suppose to go drinkin' with Whitney today. Oh well, maybe tomorrow. :D

Life is excellent. My karma is going full force and well, nothing can stop me now.

( S'been a crazy few weeks. )

So needless to say the past couple of weeks have been super fantastic. Immediately when I was single I started driving everywhere and doing all the things I couldnt do before....Which was nice. Seeing old friends and faces and reminiscing about those times we all had when we didnt have a care in the world. It was nice to know that some of those kids still dont hate me for devoting most of my time to my ex.

First on my trip I headed to Brady, TX where my family resides. 97 acres and growing man! My parents just bought and extra 55 acres to add to the 97 they already have. Its really beautiful out there. Peaceful, quiet, and slow! The perfect place to just drink some cold ones and talk about whatever is on your mind. I love my family, they're so laid back and understanding. But after visiting with my Mom and Dad, I decided to go visit an old friend of mine Ashley in San Angelo. I havent spoken with her in probably 15-17 years. She was my childhood friend when I was just a wee-kid. Also, if you wanna be a dick about it, she was my first kiss, haha. I wont go into too much detail about what happened in Angelo...Lets just say she got me really drunk, we laid in bed and watched movies then went to the lake and talked for hours. It was really nice talking to someone that night. I had a lot on my chest. And she did too apparently. But aftter I stayed with her for 3 days I headed back to the familys house to eat and say good-bye. It was the most AMAZING drive home from Brady to Lewisville. Probably 70º outside, no clouds and the sunset made me wanna cream my pants. I just wanted to keep driving that night. Best weekend ever.

Next I headed to Stillwater, OK with Ben to go see Robby and his brother! I got completely annihilated there. Twice none-the-less! I helped Robby's friend move. She was a real sweet-heart. And supposedly she's hooked me up with a date here in Denton. I havent taken up on it yet. I'd really like to date my hair-stylest. :> But right now, I'm just really enjoying being single. Totally left my creditcard in Stillwater. Got wasted and forgot to tab out...And did you know that the bars arent open on Sundays? What the fuck is up with that? Oh, and fuck their 3 point beer too! Haha.

After that weekend David and I headed to Austin, TX to go see our old friend Justin. Who is doing excellent might I add! He has a really kick-ass girlfriend and they seem to be doing great! We went to a Pub on friday and I impressed our waitress by chugging Guinness. Guinness is what I do best. ;) But probably the best time was Saturday. We woke up and got Waffle House went back to the apartment and changed into our swim trunks went to Lake Travis and got druuuuunk and cooked burgers. My ass got so tipsy I crashed on our blanket and now I'm super sunburned, haha. After they woke my ass up we went back to the apartment, showered up and headed to Habachi to eat again and THEN we went to 6th St. where we had fucking VIP access! No lines, no cover, and FREE...FREE!!!! Alcohol! All night! I started with 4 bud lights, then we did a lemon shot which was fucking strong. A big red shot. Then I had 2 Guinness's. 2 kool-aid shots. And to finish off the night I had a double rum and coke. I was trashed! And I didnt spend a dime. It was fantastic! Got home, crashed, woke up and where'd we head to? Fucking Luckenbach, TX. We met Ashley and her Mom out there for some drinks and I guess I teased her enough to jump in the car with me and head to Dallas for a few days. Which brings me to now...I'll be driving her home tonight.

This weekend is Davids "Move In" party. Then next weekend I might be heading to Angelo again. You seriously have no idea how much fun I'm having. I'm living life and not letting life live me.

People think just because something doesnt work that it cannot be done. Maybe its just the mind frame that I have. Like technology for example....Some dude thought you couldnt put Linux on a C7 notebook, of course you can. But say you could not, nothing is impossible. Just find a way. Sheesh.

Wow, that was completely random. I like this LJ thing better than my myspace blog. I dont like knowing that all my friends read it. Just the ones that are important, ya know. Maybe I'll start writing down stuff here. Its just been easier to tell my friends everything because now I have someone who will listen to me. :D

Especially Ashley. Thank god for her. YAAAAAY! Childhood friends!

And with all the driving I've been doing, it took me 3...FUCKING 3 days! To catch up on my sleep. I totally got 10 hours last night and I'm ready to rock and roll! Watch out Austin!